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Howards Family
An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.
I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.
Howards Family by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006
howards way
Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
howards way by Big J B June 29, 2022
Uncle Howards Kids
people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.
Uncle Howards Kids by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007
John Howards
used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
John Howards by Sydsal June 1, 2021
Daddy Howard
A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.
Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Daddy Howard by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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