howards

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

by Machiep April 19, 2009

howards

Slang for male testicles, penis, or both usually used in a negative manner.

You're such a howards.

by rebarama January 13, 2011

Howards Family

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.

I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.

by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

Daddy Howard

A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.

Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.

Dylan:Yo daddy Howard!
Daddy Howard: Get on sidewalk boy do you want ic!?!

by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018