howardising 

When you pretend you are working but you are in fact drinking pumpkin beer by the garden.

Come on, man, stop howardising!

howardising by Sunda13 September 21, 2017

Julia Howarding 

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.

Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"

Julia Howarding by Vixenne July 12, 2021

Howarding 

The realisation that while you are at the top of your game and on freakin' fire, the rest of your office is leaving you to do all the work.

When I cleared the backlog I heard cheers from the office, I saw Dono was watching the game on his phone and left me Howarding.

Howarding by Tyak July 3, 2014

james howarding

1. arranging a time and then re-arranging the time several times.

A/
a man calls james howard and agrees to meet at 8
at 8 the man calls james howard
james howard replys " 2mins "
man waits half an hour 30mins calls james

james howard replys " sorry. 10mins "
man waits 20mins calls james
james howard replys " sorry mate 5mins "
man waits 2hours calls james
no answer

this is james howarding

B/
hey bro see ya in 20
bro replys yea bro dont james howard me

james howarding by a good pal January 10, 2014

howarding 

when needing something and not directly asking, but beating around the bush

you were howarding for a ride last night

howarding by kgk535 November 3, 2009