Housecarl
Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.
Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.
Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.
Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014
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Housechild
An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.
Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!
Housechild by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013
Housecall make me squirt baby
Housecall make me squirt baby by stephenhawk July 25, 2011
housecooling
"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."
"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."
"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."
housecooling by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006
Houseparty Horror Story
When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.
Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016
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