Housecarl

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A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

Words you can keep

hoosecawl's

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.

Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.

houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

Housechild

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.

Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!

Housechild by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

Housecall make me squirt baby by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

housecooling

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

housecooling by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026