Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

hoosecawl's 

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.

Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.

houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

Housechild 

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.

Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!

Housechild by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

Housecall make me squirt baby by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

housecooling 

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

housecooling by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016