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Housecel 

A housecel is a person who complains about the price of real estate where they currently live. Usually, housecels can be found in desirable cities where it is common for real estate to be expensive.

The etymology of housecel is derived from the word “incel” a shorthand for involuntarily celibate. Incels will complain that no women will date them however they refuse to lower their standards.

There is a parallel drawn in housecels where they wish to own the most expensive house type (detached single family homes) in popular neighborhoods and refuse to consider other options such as townhouses and condominiums, even if that is what they can afford. The thought of relocation, increasing their earnings, or partnering up with a spouse is often taken as an insult as well.
Person 1: Detached homes are so expensive in Toronto we need government to cause house prices to crash 300% so I can enter the market

Person 2: have you thought about buying a condo perhaps
Person 1: condo??! I will NEVER live in a concrete shoebox. How DARE you
Person 2: you sound like a housecel
Housecel by Doug Ford 2022 May 7, 2021
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Housecel 

An insult that smug rich people use against non-rich people who want houses and can't afford them.
Check out this guy! He wants to be able live in a house big enough to raise a family, in the same city where his job is, and he's not willing to find richer parents to help him do it. What a housecel. Now please pass me another helping of caviar, butler. It's delicious.
Housecel by Falsum June 11, 2021

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

housecest 

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.
"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"
housecest by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

houseclub 

1. A club with no name or with merely a simple logo which has reached a mass audience with little publicity.

2. A residence renowned for parties that they seem to be so frequent, nearly every night.
1. "That houseclub was well hot, must go there again."

2. "Nextdoor is such nightscene it might as well be a houseclub."
houseclub by shards-of-glass November 5, 2008

housecall 

a robbery of the home commited by a group of people when no one is home
Watch the housecall boy
housecall by dakarai April 4, 2003

housecall 

Man, I'm 6 mounths in Iraq I feel a strong housecall
housecall by observador December 6, 2015
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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