housecall

a robbery of the home commited by a group of people when no one is home

Watch the housecall boy

by dakarai April 4, 2003

housecall

When someone misses home!

Man, I'm 6 mounths in Iraq I feel a strong housecall

by observador December 6, 2015

Housecall

When a woman or escort comes over to your place or they come to your place to perform services… You Know….

Yo what’s up, I haven’t heard from you in a while I need a housecall.

Are you doing housecalls?

by Maine623 January 25, 2023

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

hoosecawl's

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

Housechild

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.

Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!

by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

housecooling

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006