Housechild 

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.

Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!

Housechild by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

Household 6 

Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.

Last minute training, good thing my Household 6 packed my bag.

Household 6 by milspouse89 February 11, 2012

householdered 

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.

Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.

householdered by fuhnetic February 13, 2014

household bitch 

when in your family there is that one huge bitch that doesn't do anything all day and just complains about life.

"omfg, you should shoot your household bitch".
"ya ik".

household bitch by pochypizzle November 26, 2010

household ex 

household ex is either (1) when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt after the breakups or (2) an ex boyfriend that still hangs out with the ex girlfriends family and vice versa

ex: “when your little sisters new boyfriend meets the household ex”

what scott is to the kardashians

household ex by charliecharlis January 5, 2023

the household maid witnessed it all 

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

the household maid witnessed it all by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

Haggett Household 

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

Haggett Household by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019