An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.
Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!
by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013
Get the Housechild mug.Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.
by milspouse89 February 11, 2012
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When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.
They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.
They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.
Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.
by fuhnetic February 13, 2014
Get the householdered mug.when in your family there is that one huge bitch that doesn't do anything all day and just complains about life.
by pochypizzle November 26, 2010
Get the household bitch mug.household ex is either (1) when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt after the breakups or (2) an ex boyfriend that still hangs out with the ex girlfriends family and vice versa
by charliecharlis January 5, 2023
Get the household ex mug.A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.
Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...
Example of use in real life:
Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?
Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?
Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
Example of use in real life:
Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?
Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?
Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
by zolo1243 December 16, 2008
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Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
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