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Horsewood 

A certain person who works at a certain large Diy store in the north lincolnshire area who goes out of her way to piss everyone off in every way she can think of.

Not only this but this certain person seems to be in love with horses and fantasises over them at night in her stable with her fuckin' sugar lumps and fuckin' salt lick!
I think we all know who it is!

Fuckin' Horsewood!
Horsewood by jebend dick ched February 2, 2008
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Hosegood 

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.
Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
Hosegood by TNEames December 6, 2012

Nathan Horwood 

A chemistry teacher with a dump truck of a booty
Dam that girl is a Nathan horwood
Nathan Horwood by LilJimmy69 February 25, 2020

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool 

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.
Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”
Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.
Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.
horseford by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

Holmewood 

A crap council estate in Bradford with an even worse population of scrappers and chavs.
Ryan: Hey Conor, You going to Holmewood Gala?
Conor: Hell no bro, that place is full of Holmewoodians

Chav1: CUMING SCRAPPIN IN OMEWUD?
CHAV2: YEH MUSH, BARE METAL

Harewood 

A large mass of suburban/inner-city land inside Southern Nanaimo used as a free range concentration camp for Drug addicts and Hookers Governed by the Hells Angels.
I just discovered by new Girlfriend is from HAREWOOD, should i get checked at the hospital?
Harewood by bad johny December 12, 2017