horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

horseford by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

horseford

As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.

"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."

horseford by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006

Hereford Special  

The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.

Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."

"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"

Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."

Hereford Special by McNerney March 19, 2008

Horsforth

A small town located in Leeds where people annoy the neighbour hood watch and grandmas think that it’s a posh place. Chavs have taken over

If your a wanna be chav go to Horsforth

Horsforth by DishDigger2077 May 29, 2019

Hereford

Supposedly a city, but actually a village on the welsh borders. Everyone is happy there, because the fumes of the Bulmers Cider factory leave everyone in a permanant state of tipsyness.

Very bad traffic. Always.

Large population of Welsh and Polish people, Herefordians cant understand either of them :P

Also famous for Hereford Cattle.

A very nice place to be.

herefordian farmer- alright my love? im from hereford!

saaf yuppie- yeah hey, where?

Hereford by Ohreily August 22, 2008

Herefordian 

Herefordian, is a breed of person who originates from Hereford UK. Quiet and happy folk who spend the majority of their day sat in traffic on Belmont Road, Whitecross Road, Edgar Street or any other road in hereford. Herefordians can often be found anywhere other than their native Hereford as they like day release from their awful town which seems to be stuck in the 60's. Although there is not much for them to do in Hereford you will quite often hear them say "i wouldnt live anywhere else"

Most Herefordians in some way or another were part of or know somebody in the SAS, and most drunken men will tell you that it was them that abseiled down the front of the iranian embassy in london but....... shhhh Dont tell anyone!

Herefordian

Poor us a cider mate

Hereford United we love you! our supporters are the best!

(all 1000 of them!)

Herefordian by Ooohahhh February 15, 2012

horsemorsh 

n. an unusual word or phase stuck in the middle of a sentence that causes someone to look it up online.

he started talking about a blanket of fish, but it turned out that it was just a horsemorsh.

horsemorsh by Roel Munster September 23, 2006