A cowardly exaggerated expression of pain or injury heavily utilized by soccer players to get a red card issued on an opponent. In most instances said soccer player shows no sign of injury or pain approximately 3 seconds after desired outcome of flopping. Therefore soccer players are cowards, pussies and cannot play competitive sports like true gentleman.
Spectator 1: Did you see <insert soccer player> get injured in the game?
Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.
Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.
by BunkerGear July 10, 2014
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1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust
2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
See Also: Jabber-Wickling
2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
See Also: Jabber-Wickling
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.
2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
by Daryl L. May 13, 2005
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The alternative to the planking game it is an activity consisting of flopping over objects in a public place - the stranger the better - and posting photos on social networking sites.
To start in flopping you have to perfect your technique. To do this you may need to spend a good few hours flopping over objects in your home, imagining that you are a floppy doll. It is best to practice in the privacy of your bedroom or living room before you’re ready to take your art to the streets.
Happy with your flopping style? Now it’s time to identify a target. The more outlandish and exotic the better. Don’t be afraid to think big.
Having a few friends round?
Flop over friends (permission will be required).
Happy with your flopping style? Now it’s time to identify a target. The more outlandish and exotic the better. Don’t be afraid to think big.
Having a few friends round?
Flop over friends (permission will be required).
by The flopmaster July 22, 2011
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