Harewood

A large mass of suburban/inner-city land inside Southern Nanaimo used as a free range concentration camp for Drug addicts and Hookers Governed by the Hells Angels.

I just discovered by new Girlfriend is from HAREWOOD, should i get checked at the hospital?

by bad johny December 12, 2017

harewood high five

in harewood, it's when somebody pokes a chick, and then five of his friends line up, and then poke her also. (till she pops like a balloon)

"hey, did you harewood high five her with bob, joe, phil, dillon and donnie?"
" oh yes, till she popped."

by Dillon December 21, 2004

hardwood

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

hardwood hill

a stairs, a device with steps used for going up

Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom.

by Hooodooo February 2, 2010