Holmewood

A crap council estate in Bradford with an even worse population of scrappers and chavs.

Ryan: Hey Conor, You going to Holmewood Gala?
Conor: Hell no bro, that place is full of Holmewoodians

Chav1: CUMING SCRAPPIN IN OMEWUD?
CHAV2: YEH MUSH, BARE METAL

Holmewood by jonfromomewudmushbrap June 9, 2011

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Holmewood

A shit-hole council estate in the northern city of Bradford, United Kingdom typically inhabited by ronkers, gippos and other rough people. A place where no sane cable TV engineer / BT engineer / policeman would go to alone without backup. If you don't get mugged and your stuff nicked you will get lamped instead.

Yeah, Bradford is really rough innit its full of ronkers if you go down Holmewood just about every house has got a horse and caravan in it. What a craphole.

Holmewood by arohk June 3, 2011

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acting hollywood

When someone acts too famous to talk to you, or they think they are too cool for you.

You acting Hollywood.

acting hollywood by Lightskinmike June 8, 2019

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Hollywood Post

Hollywood Post. A term used when a dipshit on facebook or any other social networking site makes a post clearly to only receive likes and comments. The post is typically fake and plastic in nature and makes the person look like a complete dumbass.

Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???

Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."

Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."

Hollywood Post by TiklingGuy August 14, 2014