Definitions by TNEames

Hosegood 

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself

Hosegood by TNEames December 6, 2012