Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?
Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
by TNEames December 06, 2012