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The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.
Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
by TNEames December 06, 2012
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