Hornyn't

When you aint horny no more

Guy 1:Bro are you horny?
Guy 2:No I am hornyn't

by Txkage August 8, 2020

horny/t

Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.

horny/t :when you wanna get laid

by nokklokkyt September 18, 2019

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021

1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.

by Aubsidian December 21, 2021

Horny teen

A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.

Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs

by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017

horny time

Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask

“Yo it’s horny time come over and give me sex!”
“Fine your lucky it’s that time”

by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022