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Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.
Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
by browngirlsdonttakebs June 09, 2009
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