Hornswuagle

When you have been asparagus gru'd.

Oh, I dropped my pencil. Can you hornswuagle it for me?

Hornswuagle by wiofowahf February 16, 2022

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswoggled 

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.

"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"

hornswoggle by browny57 January 14, 2009