hoonswagled 

Utterly fucked up in the anyways truly unwell not good the complete opposite of good

Damn bro I feel really fucking hoonswagled

hoonswagled by Fuckhead30 April 26, 2022

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggled 

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

hornswaggled by nick April 19, 2004

Hookswaggled 

To be given something wonderful for a short time to be taken away on purpose to cause anxiety or impulse buys.

15 minutes into an epic film on kodi , then circle of death. I've been hookswaggled.

Hookswaggled by Therealanswers January 28, 2018

hornswaggled 

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

hornswaggled by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009