hoonswagled

Utterly fucked up in the anyways truly unwell not good the complete opposite of good

Damn bro I feel really fucking hoonswagled

by Fuckhead30 April 26, 2022

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

Hookswaggled

To be given something wonderful for a short time to be taken away on purpose to cause anxiety or impulse buys.

15 minutes into an epic film on kodi , then circle of death. I've been hookswaggled.

by Therealanswers January 28, 2018

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009