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hornswagled

The act of purposefully getting sexual pleasure to the point of climax, and not returning the favor.
He ate my pussy, and then I fell a sleep. You hornswaggler!
hornswagled by Anonymous July 9, 2003
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hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"
hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswoggled 

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

Hornschwagled

when someone is Hornschwagled or when you hornschagle someone.. it can mean 2 things... One is if you seriously Fucked someone up physically.... or if you got completly wasted or stoned.. your choice
Dudeman..... You Hornschwagled the shit out of that kid ... lol
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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