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When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
Hoofed by Loifer December 27, 2007
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When a joint gets side burnt.
“Did you only light one side???”
Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”
hoofed by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021
To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.
Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.
Hoofed by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

Hoofed it 

To drive very fast to a destination
"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"
Hoofed it by purpleschmurple June 7, 2016

Hoofed it 

A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North

Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame

Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home

I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could

I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
Hoofed it by Court335 August 9, 2022

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.