Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.

by anonymous August 31, 2020

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 7, 2016

Hoofed it

A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North

Also to say you've booted/kicked something

Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame

Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home

I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could

I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could

by Court335 August 9, 2022

Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020