hooned 

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

hooned by J D tizzle November 3, 2007

hooned 

Not simply the act of getting drunk.

To get hooned is to become extremely drunk when originally the intention was not there

Last night Joe and I went to a friends house to have dinner and we woke up this morning in a barn, we got so hooned!

hooned by Waffamonkey October 7, 2011

hooned 

Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations

He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.

hooned by Flaccus January 28, 2009

hooned 

the act of getting seriously drunk on a weekend, especially on a exeat, saturday night, pub leave at the dew drop. good times all round eastbourne collgege

asdf asdf hooned asdf

hooned by sdajhfoiauehfpuiahw October 28, 2007

Hooned 

Getting bitch slapped with knowledge.

"Dude, you got hooned.

Hooned by OnionSneeze June 19, 2014

Hooned 

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

Youve just been Hooned

Hooned by Hoonster September 20, 2008

Hooned 

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

You've just been hooned

Hooned by Jamie Buxton September 22, 2008