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Homer Simpson Style 

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.
I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'
Homer Simpson Style by beejabeeja December 11, 2006
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Homer Simpson Style Day 

A day where all you do is eat, sleep, watch TV, and drink a lot of beer, and basically just be incredibly lazy and joyfully gain wait, just like Homer Simpson would do. Preferably, you order all of your food and don't cook at all. You usually forget to / neglect any other responsibility.
"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"

Homer Simpson Syndrome 

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.
The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.
Homer Simpson Syndrome by CYLAIS September 17, 2023

homer simpson 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

Homer Simpson 

d'oh!
Homer Simpson by Ricky June 20, 2003

homer simpson 

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.
Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
homer simpson by Kristina January 12, 2004

Homer Simpson 

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
Homer Simpson by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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