Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.
Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
by Kristina January 12, 2004
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homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"
by waAGhA! March 15, 2005
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1. Mr. Plow.
2. The Pie Man.
3. Max Power.
4. Guy Incognito's lookalike.
5. Homer Thompson.
'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?'
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'

Homer Simpson is my God.
by All yor base r belong to us January 15, 2006
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Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
by whoishomer February 15, 2005
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