Ricky's definitions

turkey

to shove a turkey down some ones throat

i'm going to turkey you

by Ricky May 13, 2005

hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.

-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.

by Ricky February 27, 2004

Rozzer

British Police.

Oh shit, here come the rozzer's!

by ricky June 20, 2003

cannister

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory

I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat

by ricky May 13, 2005

afroman

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high....I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high....now I'm a paraplegic and I know why! cause I got high cause I got high, because I got hiiiiiiiieeegh

by Ricky June 20, 2003

Kasplat

the sound the jizz drops when they hit the floor.

my jizz went kasplat when i jacked-off.

by ricky January 18, 2004

sigh

word used to describe someone who is boring or annoying you

Fuck up you sigh ~
Jog on you sigh ~
That guys a fucking sigh ~

by ricky May 13, 2005