Kristina's definitions

mustard

rake yohn HATES mustard

MUSTARD!!..SUICIDE
listen to GnarKill's MUSTARD MAN song

by Kristina March 22, 2004

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

calt

better way of saying "called", YA!

I calt him earlier today.

by Kristina June 8, 2004

boaph

Same as kristin said!! to replace any actions, or words, or as to use as a curse word!; if u are surprised use the word waboaph!

your such a boaphing boapher! your mother-boapher! Your boaphing up the wrong tree mister!! boaph off!! boaph you! that's so boaphy! WABOAPH!!!! Kristin is such a boapher! (lol! jk kristin!! )

by Kristina December 19, 2003

yarg

A wordy variation of "arg".

Arg, why does "yarg" have this extra letter!

by Kristina February 17, 2004

Clay Aiken

Just about the most decent pop singer out there. Thank god.

In the eye of the music industry, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. Then there is Clay Aiken, who isnt any of those. Derr.

by kristina January 13, 2004

beyond butt-hurt

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.

Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.

by Kristina December 18, 2004