beejabeeja's definitions

Homer Simpson Style

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.

I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'

by beejabeeja December 11, 2006

ownache

An ownache is when you get owned so badly that it starts to physically hurt, or ache, thus coining the term: ownache.

owner: i owned you so hard.
noob: ow, i think i'm getting an ownache. where's the advil?

by beejabeeja April 26, 2006

silence

The sound made by wolves with rabies when they are outside your house waiting to come in and eat you. Also made by mountain lions and even emus.

And then the three little pigs heard the silence and they knew they were doomed.

by beejabeeja April 27, 2006

you remind me of gay

What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.

From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave

Jock: you remind me of those geeks i used to beat the sh*t out of in high school

Ownerer: you remind me of gay

by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

tree fity

what the chinese man who owns the food truck asks for when you want a cheese quesadilla

One chee quesadilla thats tree fity

by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

beeja

another word for a homie

Dude: What's up my beeja
Homie: Dude lets chill

by beejabeeja September 9, 2005

comprendes

its spanish for 'know what i mean?'

yes, you can have a polish dog, but we put a
"special ingredient" in it, comprendes?

by beejabeeja January 22, 2007