Definitions by beejabeeja

comprendes 

its spanish for 'know what i mean?'

yes, you can have a polish dog, but we put a
"special ingredient" in it, comprendes?

comprendes by beejabeeja January 22, 2007

Homer Simpson Style 

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.

I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'

Homer Simpson Style by beejabeeja December 11, 2006

tree fity 

what the chinese man who owns the food truck asks for when you want a cheese quesadilla

One chee quesadilla thats tree fity

tree fity by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

you remind me of gay 

What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.

From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave

Jock: you remind me of those geeks i used to beat the sh*t out of in high school

Ownerer: you remind me of gay

you remind me of gay by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

Runescape 

1. An MMORPG set in a medieval time frame, with skills to improve, mini-games to play, and is often filled with stupid people calling each other noobs to feel better about themselves.

2. Anything that is really addictive and devours your soul.

1. I'm gonna go play Runescape all night long.

2. Runescape is such a runescape

Runescape by beejabeeja June 17, 2006

silence 

The sound made by wolves with rabies when they are outside your house waiting to come in and eat you. Also made by mountain lions and even emus.

And then the three little pigs heard the silence and they knew they were doomed.

silence by beejabeeja April 27, 2006

ownache 

An ownache is when you get owned so badly that it starts to physically hurt, or ache, thus coining the term: ownache.

owner: i owned you so hard.
noob: ow, i think i'm getting an ownache. where's the advil?

ownache by beejabeeja April 26, 2006