- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.

- what you get for people who die on holidays.

- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.

Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.

New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA

Holidaisies by Future Requirement December 22, 2009

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hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over

hotdog holidays by BIGDAN September 1, 2014

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Holidaisy

One of those strange souls who finds actual love and joy planning for and engaging in the holiday season and holiday cheer from October through January.

"Gross, I hate pumpkin spice."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."

Holidaisy by Quipper October 7, 2020

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Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

Happy Holidays You Bastards by E-bag December 23, 2009

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