Holidayitis 

When your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. Usually a lazy worker who doesn't want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. A worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.

Geez, that guy Kinty has really come up with a case of Holidayitis

Q: Where is Kenny?

A: Isn't he sick?

He's not sick, he has a case of Holidayitis

Holidayitis by Lou64 January 1, 2014

holadayitis 

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them

Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.

holadayitis by grhtitan October 20, 2010

Hollidayitis

when someone stands inside a doorway or walks slowly through it while a large number of people are waiting behind

Those old people in front of me must have Hollidayitis 'cause they aren't moving.

Hollidayitis by grhtitan October 14, 2010

holidayisms 

any clever saying that comes out of Holiday's Mouth!

This is a "Holidayism"
"Why you gotta bust that one on me, with a mouthful of Jack!?!?!"

holidayisms by Holiday April 20, 2005