when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 10, 2009
The mexican mom hopped the border and the black dad ran through the ghetto to meet half way with each other to fuck and make they're Niggerachie baby.
by E-bag April 18, 2009
is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out
Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...
Dylan: ...Alright
(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)
Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...
Dylan: ...Alright
(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)
Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...
by E-bag December 08, 2009
Dylan wears a new fucking plad long-sleeve every fucking week. Its annoying as hell because he's my friend and I have to be seen with his plad whore ass.
by E-bag December 24, 2009
men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
by E-bag November 10, 2009
It was evening time and I was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did I know that I was about to expierience an Ilb. The large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as I recieved a nudey pic from Bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.
by E-bag March 30, 2010
Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.
by E-bag March 30, 2010