12 definitions by E-bag
when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 10, 2009
It was evening time and I was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did I know that I was about to expierience an Ilb. The large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as I recieved a nudey pic from Bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.
by E-bag March 30, 2010
Usually accomplished by a group of friends and is achieved at an over night festival or event of some sort, multiple parties are present throughout the event's area and the group proceeds to hit up all the parties over the period of 7 or 8 hours. (From nightfall till' the break of dawn)
Gabe and Dylan started out at camp 10 arriving at this 1st party around 10:30 p.m., that was only the beginning of what was yet to come of there party hoppin'. At around 3:30 a.m. they reached there 4rth party, and after hours of being highly intoxicated they then passed out at there 4rth parties' destination.
by E-bag August 5, 2010
The mexican mom hopped the border and the black dad ran through the ghetto to meet half way with each other to fuck and make they're Niggerachie baby.
by E-bag April 18, 2009
is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out
Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...
Dylan: ...Alright
(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)
Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...
Dylan: ...Alright
(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)
Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...
by E-bag December 8, 2009
men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
by E-bag November 10, 2009
Wow... Jane is a very unattractive woman. Was she born that way, or was she stricken with an unfortunate case of Uglymia?
by E-bag March 28, 2010