Hoezen

A girl your bro falls for that you definitely didn't think he would.

Wow, I didn't think she would be a Hoezen

by Bdawg5000 August 1, 2016

hoementum

Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).

I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.

by williamjenkins December 3, 2010

Hoelene

A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"

1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.

by FlareLink March 2, 2017

hoezoned

When you know you fucked up...

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.

by zen habibi March 4, 2018

hoement

When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.

Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.

by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010

shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

by jem October 16, 2003

hoerenlopen

Dutch for visiting a prostitute. Derived from hoer and lopen, which means walking. Probably related to walking past the windows with hookers in Amsterdam.

Ben je weer aan het hoerenlopen geweest gisteravond?

Did you visit prostitutes again last night?

by Henk121178 January 27, 2007