thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

Birds nest

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

by jem December 12, 2003

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

Agritang

stevie hanna on a Saturday night at dr browns, agri short for agritang

"do you know lettuce?" "what?" "lettuce buck ye yeooo" "mate your agritang lek"

by jem September 25, 2016

Spread the cheese

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

by Jem August 16, 2004

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 04, 2003