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Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).
I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.
hoementum by williamjenkins December 3, 2010
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When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.
Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.
hoement by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010
The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.
Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.
joementum by bluedevil July 20, 2006
Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...
joementum by Jack January 29, 2004

homestump 

A close friend. Same as homeslice or homeskillet.
Whassup homestump?
How's it goin' homestump?
homestump by Scott in Holland February 29, 2008
A moment of weakness for a hoe, typically referring to one-night-stands
Dam, last night was rough; I had a bad hoement
Hoement by cliugreen September 19, 2018

Homentum 

Where you get on a winning streak of picking up a chick each time you go out.
Guy 1 "In the last 2 weeks my room mate has gone out 5 times & each time he has has brought home a different chick"

Guy 2 "Dude's got Homentum"
Homentum by Y2G June 11, 2011