hoement 

When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.

Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.

hoement by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010

Hoement 

A moment of weakness for a hoe, typically referring to one-night-stands

Dam, last night was rough; I had a bad hoement

Hoement by cliugreen September 19, 2018

Hoement 

Being a Hoe for a moment/ period of time

I had my hoement with my lad earlier

Hoement by evieeeee October 27, 2019

Hoement 

A moment where a man or woman stops committing, and decides to make friends with benefits.

I’m tired of dating, maybe I need a hoement.

Hoement by Evan Stoll August 19, 2023

hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.

After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.

hoement of clarity by martine_sumptin or other November 8, 2018

hoementum

Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).

I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.

hoementum by williamjenkins December 3, 2010

hormental

The combination of a hormone imbalance and a mental disorder. Most often diagnosed in women.

Lisa's constant ranting and raving is most likely a result of her being hormental.

Her memory loss could be caused by the disorder known as hormentalness.

People cutting in line at your favorite fast food restaurant could cause you to become hormental.

hormental by The Drapinator November 18, 2011