Hoe-hoe

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1) A chocolate covered cream-filled cake

2) Two hoes fucking a man at once...

younger brother: 'Can you get me a hoe-hoe?'
Me: 'Sure'

In my head: Fatass...

Random guy: 'Did you fuck her last night?'
Another random guy: 'Ya man and her bsf'
Random guy: 'Damn you got a hoe-hoe night man...'

Hoe-hoe by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

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hoe hoe

Someone who sucks and has no friends. Usually a "loser-face"

Omg mary you're such a hoe hoe

hoe hoe by Eric graf May 18, 2006

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Hoe hoe

(Verb) When you try to pick up girls for flirting or one night stand
(Noun) a female friend who is flirty and easy to get laid

Let's go hoe hoe at thursday party lounge.
I will bring two hoe hoes for tomorrow's boat party.

Hoe hoe by Ghengis Ha March 28, 2019

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hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

hoe hoe hoe by Andy April 19, 2004

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Hoe Hoe Hoe

A girl in a slutty Christmas outfit.

"Hoe Hoe Hoe! Look at that broad!"
"Yeah she's a fiesty one!"

Hoe Hoe Hoe by BrookieB February 21, 2009

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Hoe hoe head

Your a double hoe and need to sit your ass down somewhere. Your always hoeing around SIT THE FUCK DOWN HOE! if you’ve been called this .. baby girl you fucked up..

Bruh Arrelle is such a hoe hoe head... she need to sit her ass down! PERIODT

Hoe hoe head by Disdudemarkus November 5, 2019

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Hoe hoe as foh foh

Slang for “horny as fuck”

The movie made Hannah hoe hoe as foh foh

Hoe hoe as foh foh by Db.on.db December 23, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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