Hofit

The kind of outfit a ho wears. Very similar to a slutfit.
A combination of the words "ho" and "outfit".

Guy: Hey bro, see that girl over there? It's like she's not wearing anything!
Other guy: Yeah, I'm totally diggin' that sexy hofit.

by Pseudonymulous? March 4, 2011

HoFit

n. The outfit in which a ho (prostitute, escort, etc.) decides to wear in order to be noticed as a ho. Whether it be flashy or demure, you notice that this is a ho by her attire.

1) How can you tell me that's not a ho? Those glitter boots, huge ass hoop earrings, pink halter top with that fur coat on in the middle of summer.... Her hofit is too much!
2) I really want to finally sac him in bed. Could you help me shop for my hofit?

by maniacalMAH May 22, 2014

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009

holity address

The holity address is part of a hendfice, wheras the sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A holity address of residential address always spomed inside a glode together (as the law requires) with four other holity addresses

May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the holity or sablity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014