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homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018
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A man or woman who has suppressed their homosexuality for years, being "sleepers" if you will, until they finally come out of their homotose...much like a coma. They awaken and accept their innate sexuality and flamboyantly (or butchly) show the world that they are alive and ready to express who they really are.
We always knew Jared was a fag, but it wasn't until he came out of his homotose that he really started showing his true colors. Rainbow colors.
homotose by Chwbecca May 16, 2008

Homiosapian 

Someone who is a cross between a homie and a homosapian (human being). Therefore, someone who is a normal human, with a hint of pure awesomeness, friendly and homosexual characteristics.
That homiosapian would make a great member for my entourage. Look at how they smile and how they bring all the peeps to the yard.
Homiosapian by EanerHgiel June 24, 2010
A cereal that is shared and for the homies and the homies only. It’s really that simple. It is also the number one cereal of Morgan Freeman
You don’t need a sentence to understand this you jelly minded fuck it’s homieos
Homieos by Morganfreemanspoo May 10, 2023
it's like homie ;
female verion would be homita ;
a good friend you're close to.
"Eyy homito, que te pasa ?"
Homito by x__; flakita. January 18, 2009
Word of the Day on June 18, 2016

Hotitosis 

Someone who's hot but has really stank ass breath
Damn Felicia, you got a bad case of Hotitosis.
Hotitosis by Hvalenti March 1, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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