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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
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The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
by Mooseking69 October 05, 2019
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Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT
"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"
by Diqueashley May 02, 2016
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