hobit

A young girl who wears micro skirts and low jeans that show almost everything, and tiny T's that go up so that all the belly is exposed. In other words, a Ho Bag in Training, or a Hobit.
"Damn, look at all the hobit's out tonight. Just gotta wait a few more years!"

"That young girl got a temporary tattoo on the small of her back...hmmm, the mark of the whore at such a young age. Now that's a hobit."
by MarcosR July 04, 2005
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hobit

A: A hobit!
B: No... a hobbit.
by Vamm Goda February 23, 2004
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hobit

a hobit is samll.it will eat your anus if oyur not careful
a hobit is oyur daddy.
by jared podolske February 18, 2003
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Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
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hobit

A shortened form of Hoe Bitch
This hobit cut in front of me.
by surus May 27, 2022
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