hobitch 

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hobitch 

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

Hobitch by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

Hobitch 

Degrading nickname for shortest member of your grooup of friends.

hey hobitch wanna go see a movie?

Hobitch by xxoo May 15, 2003

Hobitch 

a sexy orgasmic bitch who only wants sex from you.

Girl: Have Sex with me motherfucker!!!
Man: Screw you, horny HOBITCH!!!!!!!
Also see bitch

Hobitch by BadAssMoFoe March 7, 2009

Maury HoBitch 

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

Maury HoBitch by alstin January 6, 2010

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009