Hirked 

Suffering from something you sought to empower

Charlie got Hirked fr. Imagine being anti gun-control and getting shot!

Hirked by PortingLo September 11, 2025

hired 

A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."

hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008

hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.

hired help by pheebee August 22, 2008

horked on 

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)

Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!

horked on by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020

HiredAssassin 

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

HiredAssassin by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

Hired Geek 

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.

Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.

Hired Geek by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010

horked 

computer geek slang for programming code or software that is broken, f-ked up, corrupted.

Dude, your code totally HORKED the build today.

horked by Simone Cox July 29, 2005