Himtard 

A man who is kinda but severely dumb

Aweee.. he's such a Himtard

Himtard by rawrxDowo June 12, 2023

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

Hamtard 

Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.

That hamtard just fell over the barstool.

Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020

Hiptard

Person that is too hip to be able to do operate correctly as a standard hipster. This person, while not necessarily mentally handicapped, displays cognitions of being hip just for the sake of being hip.

Look at that dude over there on his MacBook Pro. He is obviously too much of a 'hiptard' to be able to troubleshoot standard hardware.

Hiptard by Bangarang Rufio October 7, 2010

Hiptard

"One who is a hiptard" from HIP-ster and re-TARD :: A disparaging variant of hipster; a retarded hipster.

noun, Recently-settled urban middle class adults and older teenagers with interests in non-mainstream fashion and culture, particularly alternative music, indie rock, independent film, magazines such as Vice and Clash, and websites like Pitchfork Media. In some contexts, hiptards are also referred to as scenesters.

The largest concentration of hiptards has been found in the San Francisco bay area where they are found riding fixies and drinking PBR at bars with oversized messenger bags, if the hiptard is wearing pants only one cuff can be seen rolled up; and a keychain or any sort of large key holder is visibly attached to a belt hoop.

converse of object age: "Everyone needs to show ID to buy beer at a gig, even an aging Hiptard like myself." modifies a noun :: jeans: "I really can't get to grips with these hiptard jeans."

SAMPLE HIPTARD CONVERSATION:

Hiptard # 1: "Hey dude let's ride our fixies down Valencia Street to the bar."

Hiptard # 2: "Meet me outside we'll lock both our bikes with my U-lock." *gets PBR out of messenger bag and hands one to his friend*

Hiptard #1: "Word, bro." *uses own keychain bottle opener attached to his jeans to open it"

Hiptard by Shallowgrave December 8, 2010

hittard 

A sexy mf who deserves all the bitches🤷 ♂️

damn is that hittard😍

hittard by Hittard November 13, 2021

Hiptard

An alternate name for a hipster.

The neighborhood I grew up in is now full of unemployed but rich hiptards who are giving me attitude at work.

Hiptard by Kiwistep August 14, 2009