hiptarded

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

Hiptard

Person that is too hip to be able to do operate correctly as a standard hipster. This person, while not necessarily mentally handicapped, displays cognitions of being hip just for the sake of being hip.

Look at that dude over there on his MacBook Pro. He is obviously too much of a 'hiptard' to be able to troubleshoot standard hardware.

by Bangarang Rufio October 7, 2010

riptarded

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Hiptard

"One who is a hiptard" from HIP-ster and re-TARD :: A disparaging variant of hipster; a retarded hipster.

noun, Recently-settled urban middle class adults and older teenagers with interests in non-mainstream fashion and culture, particularly alternative music, indie rock, independent film, magazines such as Vice and Clash, and websites like Pitchfork Media. In some contexts, hiptards are also referred to as scenesters.

The largest concentration of hiptards has been found in the San Francisco bay area where they are found riding fixies and drinking PBR at bars with oversized messenger bags, if the hiptard is wearing pants only one cuff can be seen rolled up; and a keychain or any sort of large key holder is visibly attached to a belt hoop.

converse of object age: "Everyone needs to show ID to buy beer at a gig, even an aging Hiptard like myself." modifies a noun :: jeans: "I really can't get to grips with these hiptard jeans."

SAMPLE HIPTARD CONVERSATION:

Hiptard # 1: "Hey dude let's ride our fixies down Valencia Street to the bar."

Hiptard # 2: "Meet me outside we'll lock both our bikes with my U-lock." *gets PBR out of messenger bag and hands one to his friend*

Hiptard #1: "Word, bro." *uses own keychain bottle opener attached to his jeans to open it"

by Shallowgrave December 8, 2010

huntarded

Derogatory phrase for a certain type of negative behavior from posters that frequent the Hunter Class specific forum on the World of Warcraft official forums. Basically hunters who post stupid things get called huntarded by posters who want to argue with them. The word really began to pick up usage in the past year as the arguments between different classes of posters escalated. There are now multiple people who have named their hunter characters "Huntarded" in homage.

"Don't be huntarded, you know what stupidicy means." (Actual quote from the WoW forums)

by Steve Myers December 11, 2008

riptarded

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

hightarded

A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.

This weed's got me so hightarded, I can't even tie my shoes.

by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009