Heuser

MOST AWESOME MOFO EVER. A true G of all trades. 1St in athletics, Acedimics, and Danm fine ass SEXYNESS!! Dont let this fool you though. He is Warrior and not afraid to get dirty. Destine to live Big, they will throw down for what they believe and what the stand for. Leaders to many. Also known for what their packing down below! HE PUTS ON FOR HIS CITY as much as he does for the ladies! and LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. Further more Very charming, funny, sexy, life of party, BEER PONG CHAMP, LOVES THEM LADIES!!!, and a true gangster of love.

EX: Dude, im pulling a Heuser tonight.
Im going Heuser on them Bitches.
Check out the Heuser on him!
He wish he was Heuser
BRO, He is some Heuser.
He rode it like a true Heuser.

by SPANKS MCGEE October 14, 2008

Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.

After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Van Heusen

Receiving an over the pants hand job in a public place.

We were at the ballgame Saturday and noticed this guy the in front of us receiving a Van Heusen from his girlfriend.

by Van Heusen November 16, 2011

Huserfest

(noun) Holiday falling on the 2nd Saturday after the first Sunday in December, celebrating the people who don't show up for college (husers) during which college students eat hot wings and play Super Smash Bros.

Stupid Logan is looking forward to this year's Huserfest.

by AustinDpOwers May 30, 2009

henserated

humiliating or ganging up on another person or group of individuals to make oneself feel better

pronounced: hen-sir-ay-ted

Person 1: What’s wrong are you okay?
Person 2: NO, those girls just henserated me in that bathroom!

Person 1: Omg that’s terrible.

by peh’s #1 fan August 25, 2021