1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.

Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.

Hausered by Modern Words December 28, 2009

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Cole Hauser

An actor; Recently starred in 2 Fast 2 Furious in Paparazzi. Also one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.

"Cole Hauser... Yummy..."

Cole Hauser by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda September 11, 2004

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van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

van hausered by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

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kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

kasper hauser by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

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