Hausered 

1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.

Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.

Hausered by Modern Words December 28, 2009

van hausered 

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

van hausered by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

housered by mossman26 May 15, 2011

haugered 

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

haugered by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

Housered

When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.

Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “

Housered by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 3, 2017

hasered 

Asia/North Korea

Hasered big dick

hasered by 69 go die May 15, 2018

Housered

Getting head while pooping.

Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.

Housered by The poo woman April 19, 2024