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van hausered 

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
van hausered by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
Related Words
being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself
did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!
housered by mossman26 May 15, 2011

haugered 

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.
My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!
haugered by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014
When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.
Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “
Housered by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 3, 2017
Asia/North Korea
Hasered big dick
hasered by 69 go die May 15, 2018
Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.
Housered by The poo woman April 19, 2024
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