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Hauser
The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
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Hauser
To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.
A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
Hauser
Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)
1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.
2) To leave nothing behind
1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.
2) To leave nothing behind
1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.
2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!
3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!
3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
Hauser by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007
Hauser
Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.
Hauser by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018
hauser jr high school
Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019
Hauser of the Korn
A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.
Hauser of the Korn by YAKODONK July 7, 2009
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