Hauser 

'Giving someone a Hauser' is defined as servicing someone whilst on the toilet.

She wanted some loving, but I had to poop, so I gave her a Hauser.

Hauser by Grayson W September 1, 2005

Hauser 

The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.

Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.

Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later

Hauser by Dewit June 6, 2009

Hauser 

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.

"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."

Hauser by Duerf December 28, 2009

Hauser 

Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)

1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.

2) To leave nothing behind

1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.

2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!

3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?

Hauser by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007

Hauser 

Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.

Dude why the fuck you we're you hausering last night I was trying to get laid.

Hauser by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

Hauser of the Korn 

A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.

Q: What's that smell?
A: That's the Hauser of the Korn. He's just heated on the hot.

Hauser of the Korn by YAKODONK July 7, 2009