Rimbozaggy's definitions

Spliggy

Male ejaculate characterized as being string like and developing a twirling end-over-end flight pattern shortly after being ejected from the penis. Often achieved by a quick flicking motion of the penis while flexing the bulbocavernosus muscle .

While giving a hand-job to her cousin Frank in the KOA outhouse, Janice narrowly avoided being pelted in the face by the 3" spliggy that was cart-wheeling out of his cock through like a seminal throwing axe.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.

After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

Karensemble

A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.

Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

by Rimbozaggy April 8, 2023

Pistraught

pronounced pi-ˈstrȯt

1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down

Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.

Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.

by Rimbozaggy April 12, 2023

Karensomnia

The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.

"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023