Rimbozaggy's definitions

Republicoma

A state of political unconsciousness caused by extreme right-wing indoctrination and the belief in the two-party system.

Karen was in a 9 year Republicoma before she learned how to employ critical thinking.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Methnocentric

eth· no· cen· tric ˌeth-nō-ˈsen-trik

: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior

Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.

Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Grilliterate

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.

"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

pisscipline

The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.

"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Methargic

sedentary and lazy feeling experienced after staying up 3 days on amphetamines

Carl was feeling methargic after spending 18 hours stripping the insulation off of copper wire

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023