heiser 

when you are walking around on the street in school in a store etc... and you see two members of the same sex totally groping each other

Drew:dude i went to the store to with my mom pick up a delicious chiken dinner and these to guys were totally locked in heiser
Steve:no way i cant beleive they did that in public

heiser by definemyass September 27, 2005

Heiser 

A person who acts happy but is dying on the inside

Watch this Heiser jump off the building

Heiser by UltraMeme420 June 16, 2023

your such a heiser 

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

your such a heiser by definemyass October 3, 2005

Caleb Heiser 

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

Caleb Heiser by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

Pussy Heiser

A woman with pu$$y beyond ones wildest dreams. An amazing.. sexy and gorgeous woman with eyes that pierce your soul. She’s a master of her craft. She will make you experience, erotic shock and sexual euphoria. She’ll make you feel like you’re mingling with the gods.

That was the best fuck ever. I’m not sure if I can even walk. This woman is Pussy Heiser.

Pussy Heiser by P.Stretcher Space Cowboy October 4, 2023

crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018