Herpadick 

Brady Blackburn

Aka faggot that lives in lewistown Mt.
Anyone who touches him gets herpadick
Herpadick is when your penis gets a nasty bubbly rash around the tip and swells like a bitch, and his ex girlfriend is a prime example of what it does to females.

Person one: you should get that cut off!

Brady: Fuck no I like when people can't forget about me! They'll never forget my herpadick!!!!

Herpadick by Ganja420Man September 12, 2017

Herbdick 

1. A stoner asshole
2. A giant, long bud of chronic trees shaped like a dick
*note: for disambiguation see urbdic

Jefferson Wingy has tons of herbdicks, but when he smokes too much, he is an herbdick. What’s an herbdick? Go check on urbdic…

Herbdick by FartingBeer August 13, 2021

herbdickaholic 

a person who is addicted to submitting words and definitions to Urban dictionary.

also refers to a girl or guy who loves...no NEEdS to suck dick after smoking a blunt or whatever amount of marijuana get him/her high

That herbdickaholic submitted 350 definitions last month.


My stoner friend, homer, is such a herbdickaholic..every time we smoke a blunt he jumps on my peeter and just starts sucking. sheesh I hate that..

herbdickaholic by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

Herpalicious 

Adjective;

Used to define Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas', sexuality and questionable musical talent.

"Hey Tim, did you see that Fergie performance on MTV last night?", asked John.
"Ha, yeah, it was herpalicious!" Tim exclaimed.

Herpalicious by penismanjones November 30, 2009

Horpadick 

dumb, a very slow person, numbskull, dense.

I wasnt talking to you I was answering a question she had said you horpadick

Horpadick by vvtmns September 1, 2023

Herpalicious 

An adjective to describe a person who has oral herpes, but whose sexual allurement makes the risk of contracting herpes worth the while.

Dude, that girl Lorena is so herpalicious. She got that herp all over your face and yet is still fabulous enough to nail a new job and a man in the same night!

Herpalicious by swivles October 24, 2014

Herbdick 

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

Herbdick by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021