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To "headdick" someone means to surprisingly put your penis on a friends forehead and slap him several times in order to punish him for making a mistake/ doing something the wrong way.
while Steve was sleeping, Brian headdicked him like a bauss!
Bring me that money you owe me or I will headdick you hard
Headdick by I_love_papaschlumpf June 11, 2010
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Headication

A commendable companion who is determined to make you shoot your load. This cum craving quality runs strong in house wives, porn stars and latin women
I was so drunk last night I couldn't bust for like 30 minutes. Thank god my chick has headication
Headication by DJ Narco February 1, 2015

headicate 

to smoke marijuana in a very "heady" manner; to smoke phat

related to medicate
Na man i can't go, i have to headicate with my bros tonight.
headicate by massivemaui June 19, 2010

headicine 

The art or science of restoring or preserving ones health by performing oral sexual pleasure.
Josué was feeling I'll from his COVID-19 vaccine, so he begged his nurse for some Doctor prescribed headicine.
headicine by PowHerHour November 24, 2021

headicure 

A set of services to take care of shaving your head. More than just a shave, it's complete treatment including hot towel, warmed shaving cream, straight razor, probing scalp massage and a liberal appication of spice alcohol to dry and treat the skin. In a metrosexual's world, it also known as heaven.
"Bob's looking pretty buff, his head is practically glowing."
"Yeah, he just got a headicure at Fredo's, barbers are so passe"
headicure by Rob Tyrie November 8, 2005

Headrick 

A girl with the last name headrick... Is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet... And good damn does she have a booty.... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl... You are blessed... And if your dating this girl... Buddy this girl is your miracle...
Guy#1 dude did you hear... There's a headrick in our class... Never thought I'd get to meet one!
Guy#2 I know... That girl seriously fell from the sky or something... Damn she was sculpted beautifully...
Guy#1 dude have you seen that booty!!! Like fucking damn...i think I'm in love...
Guy#2 that's my girl your gawking at buddy... You better start running...
Headrick by TheAllKnowingPanda September 1, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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